May 2013
Not in the mood to graduate this evening. All I want to do is sleep
Almost died in the elevator today.. Siap mengucap dah. Fyuhh. Fortunately I woke up from sleep. lol
gayrus:
list of my friends:
aye one time i owed the library like 400 dollas...
niggaimdeadass:
it was the summer of 7th grade going to 8th
a nigga was stressed and depressed
walking home like
“how the fuck did i manage to do this to myself”
on the brink of tears everyday scared to tell my mom
luckily they had this program
“read away your fees” or some shit like that
every half an hour you sat in the library and read it took 2 dollars off
my niggas.
my...
cornchipz:
awkwardcontent:
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
In class pretending like I give a shit.
fuckyeahlaughters:
imotorboatforloosechange:
parasoul:
college; the musical
featuring such hits as:
the f do you mean this textbook is $250
why am i the only one in the group doing the assignment
final exams more like no
how did my gpa get so low
this ta really needs to stop
i’m never going to finish this 7,000 word essay by tomorrow
how did my gpa get so high (reprise)
I think this is all of...
ussawesome:
when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man
When I told my mom I failed a test
fuckyeahlaughters:
When I was little:
Now:
dustpelt:
“and you will have to present it in front of the class”
painterbaker:
in math i use this thing called the guess and hope method
buttlicked:
You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there.
From Puncak Alam -> Shah Alam -> KL Central -> Times Square -> KL Central -> Putra (dengan jalan ulang alik dari ktm ke lrt ke hentian putra ke lrt balik & to hentian putra balik! ..after following my mom and dad’s instruction on the phone.. with the heavy luggage lg.. cuz I was actually suppose to RIDE the putra NOT go to putra!) and in the end my cousin Afiq just came...
Resisting the urge to scratch your butt in public
fuckyeahlaughters:
